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You come home to find that your husband has bought every England flag for sale in your local neighbourhood.
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Whilst the World Cup is on you are banned from talking, unless its sentences composed of 5 syllables. Of which only one line can be said until half time.
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A map resembling that of a war lord suddenly finds its way into your living room with intricate drawings and pins everywhere.
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Your partner doesn’t notice you’ve dyed your hair for two weeks.
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You stop shaving your legs and your partner doesn’t notice.
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You come home to find the recycling done, but find you have enough beer cans to build a small hut.
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Your partner cancels any friend or family engagements, claiming he has tonsillitis.
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You haven’t had sex in three weeks as your partners in training for the World cup.
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You are surprised with a once in a lifetime trip to South Africa.
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You announce to your partner that you’re leaving them and they ask you to bring back a 6 pack of beer.