10 Signs that you're a Fashion Victim!

1. Your handbag collection has a room of it's own.

2. Your children’s names are Gucci and Chanel.

3. You have bunions that are the size of a continent.

4. You’re number one aim in life is to marry Karl Lagerfeld.

5. You refuse to date a man who shops from the high street.

6. The first thing you ask when on a date is where he bought his pants from.

7. You have a bright pink velour tracksuit that you wear on your casual days

8. You have 4 Chihuahua’s and you plan to buy more.

9. You would never, ever consider wearing an outfit from last season.

10. Your sunglasses have their very own insurance policy