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You can’t imagine committing to one person for a night never mind several.
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Your nickname is the easy one.
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Your favourite words are ‘me’ and ‘I’.
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You forget your partner’s name on a regular basis.
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Your idea of fun is seeing just how many people you can pull in 1 night.
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You fear the future; you cannot even think about it without breaking into a cold sweat never mind talk about it.
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You think the best thing about getting married is the stag do.
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Your front door bears the sign ‘No boys allowed.’